Tuesday, July 16, 2013

You ever heard the phrase, going at it, hammer and tongs?

That's the inspiration for my new book, y'all.

There's cowboys. Indians. A smithy. Spanking. First times. Ropes. The desert. m/m, m/m/m, m/m/m/m

There's even a horse named Strawberry.

Leave a comment with your favorite euphemism for making the camel with two backs and I'll pick a winner tonight to win a free copy of the ebook, just because y'all make me happy.

Much love, y'all.



Loveless3173 said...

Haha! Well... I don't think I have a fav. euphemism for that.
hmm.... pfft! That only thing that comes to mind--and so I will go with, "Doing the Nasty"

Thanks for the contest!!

Anonymous said...

I don't really know what "making the camel with two backs" mean. But reading the other comments makes me wonder if I really want to know....
I'd still like to be counted in the giveaway, if I can. Thanks for the giveaway!


kaytee said...

Believe it or not, one that was heard in court - "doing the ding dong" it is now a favorite in my office.

Penumbra said...

Am I too late? One I've heard is "Doing the horizontal tango." :)


Donna said...

I just bought Hammer and Tongs before reading my feeds today, but how can I pass up this fun euphemism sharing?

Okay, in college I met a guy at a party who asked if I would make the "beast with two backs" with him. After a few blinks, I figured out what he meant. And no. I didn't! lol

BA Tortuga said...


Kaytee, you totally won. Drop me a line with your email addy and I'll send you the files. :D

Katherine Halle said...

I know it's too late, but thought I'd stop by with "Going to the Mattress Rodeo" :D Thought you might like that one :D