Saturday, December 1, 2012

Frosty Fiction: Shane and Galen

Shane whistled, draping Christmas lights over the dock. The house was lit, the driveway. Car port. Barn. Bait shop. There was a moving lit-up alligator and eight flamingos in the front yard, sparkling palm trees on the back porch, and an inflatable Rudolph bobbing in the pool. The door had a rainbow sparkly wreath, the porch light was red, and the doorbell sang jingle bells.

The dogs had on Christmas collars.

He had on one red and one green flip flop and Grinch boxer shorts.

December was here.

He was ready. Like whoa ready.

He looked down at his chest, the battery operated LED blinking lights clipped to his nipple rings just merry as fuck.

Now, all he needed was his Galen to come home from helping Momma at her new house so that the man could admire.

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Much love, y'all.

BA

7 comments:

Ladycelt said...

Picturing the alligator chasing the flamingos...and loving the nipple ring lights - that has to be a new classic!!! ROFL

Moma Sue said...

Would love to see the alligator and flamingos
The nipple lights...not so much lol

Stacy Houston said...

Love the lighted nipple clamps!

Donna said...
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Donna said...

I had to read this aloud to my spouse. The deep laughter roaring through the house started our holiday season on just the right note.

Thanks,
Donna

scatteredthoughtsandroguewords.com said...

Loved this, I can never get enough of Shane and Galen. I could absolutely picture this.

Katherine Halle said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE the LED lights on his nipple piercings LOL