Texan to the bone and an unrepentant Daddy's Girl, BA Tortuga spends her days with her basset hounds and her beloved wife, texting her sisters, and eating Mexican food. When she's not doing that, she's writing. She spends her days off watching rodeo, knitting and surfing Pinterest in the name of research. BA's personal saviors include her wife, Julia Talbot, her best friend, Sean Michael, and coffee. Lots of coffee. Really good coffee.
Does this need explanation?
No.
Do I say it?
ALL THE TIME.
Usually in the “I swear to God, Julia, that son of a bitch is as dumb as a box of hammers. Can we kill him with a rock?"
BTW, the answer to that question is ALWAYS, “Yes, baby."
See also, sharp as a bag of wet mice and lacking two brain cells to rub together to spark off a thought.
Much love, y’all.
BA
1 comment:
LOLLLL we say "dumb as a box of rocks" And yes, we say the same thing abt the brain cells. I like the addition of 'killing him with a rock" LOLLl that's awesome.
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