Saturday, August 31, 2013

What I Worked on this Week

Active Writing:

Cereus: Training (co-write with Julia) -- Weed and Feed -- the m/m/m/m has turned into a m/m, m/m.

Better as a Memory (m/m, cont) -- new Eat My Brain novel without deadline or publisher.

Beauty and the Butch (working title) -- f/f assassin piece for Ellora's Cave

Absinthe (co-write with Julia) -- m/m paranormal sequel to Moonshine


On hold:


m/m/f novel (co-write with Julia) -- fun, sexy menage. This one doesn't have a home or a deadline, so it keeps getting pushed back.

 

In edits/rewrites:

The Four Horsemen: Ace and Kitty: working on the rewrites

 

Next week's plan?

Finish up Weed and Feed. Outline the next Coke/Dillon book :D

 

Not too much different than last week, huh? 

 

Much love, y'all.
BA

Friday, August 30, 2013

What I'm Reading this Week

Finished Killing Time and Taken in Hand. Reading Alice in Deadland and Dead Clown Barbeque this week. :D

Zombies!

*ahem*

Much love, y'all.

BA

Thursday, August 29, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISTI!!

It's my baby sister's birthday today.

She's old as dirt. (I'm WAY older, so that's to be expected). I was the person that held her in the back seat of the car on the way home from the hospital. I was the first person to make her laugh. We can fight like fiends -- and get totally nasty about it, but we usually make up.

Hell, I love her enough to introduce her to my tattoo artist. ;-)

Happy birthday, KK. I love you *this* much and I promise to share my color books with you.

*smooches*

BA

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Wayback Wednesday -- Cut Bait

Cut Bait was my first 'BDSM' book (I use the term VERY lightly here).  I tried to be serious.

I did.

And I apologize profusely and immediately to all those authors who do it right...

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Billy and Rick are just guys, live-in lovers who are pretty happy with the life they lead. So when Rick's sister goes into the sex toy business and asks her brother to help test out her products, things get a little hairy.

The boys are willing to try a few things, just for laughs, but they soon find out that adding some spice to their sex life isn't all it's cracked up to be. Can Billy and Rick convince Rick's sister that they like their life just as it is, or is it too late to cut bait and run?

Available at Torquere Press, Amazon, and All Romance Ebooks.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Guest Post -- Welcome Shira Glassman!

Y'all! I'd like to introduce Shira Glassman to you. :D

Hey there! Tell us a little about yourself — why did you start writing? What do you love to read?

I'm a violinist, and I'm a woman who loves stories. I adore vintage whodunits with outlandish solutions and intellectual detectives who are slightly detached from the mystery itself -- I own nearly everything Dame Agatha Christie ever wrote, and I also love Doyle, Asimov's little short-story mysteries, and was blown away by Sayers' Gaudy Night. (Whodunit and feminist romance in the same place? YES, PLEASE.) But I also love the richness of Watership Down, the suspense, Nazi-fighting, scheming, and twists of The Odessa File, and principles and older man-younger woman dynamic of Jane Eyre.

I write because I love to make up new things. When I love something, I want to roll around in it, and writing is the best way I can think of to do that. When I hate something, I want to soothe myself, so sometimes I can think of a way to "fix it" in my writing. I also write because there are stories I wish existed, but they don't already. I want to see same-sex couples getting to be dignified and beautiful in fantasy stories or historical settings like opposite-sex couples do, with a BBC piano soundtrack in the background or a Rogers and Hammerstein score. I want to see the older, fatter, bearded man get the girl because I'm tired of feeling even gayer than I already am when I read or watch heterosexual love stories--the man is inevitably never my type.

What was the inspiration for The Second Mango? Why did you choose that title?

Driving in my car one day, Michael Kamen's main title music for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves came on the stereo. I immediately pictured a blonde woman on a horse, riding a galloping horse toward another woman, who was tied up in a tent and needed rescuing. I didn't know who they were, other that initially, they were supposed to be into each other. It was only years later, when I was thinking about the way straight women often cross-dress in historical fiction or fantasy for reasons other than gender identity, that I realized that it would be really interesting to show someone like that interacting with a real live lesbian, as opposed to the "oh, whoops, I didn't realize you weren't a boy!" romances they sometimes wind up in. Having them not be a couple meant that I needed to go in search of another lesbian or bisexual woman for the gay one to snuggle with--so that meant, so did they!

Also, I grew up feeling very protective of dragons because of being inundated with fairy-tales where they were the very maligned bad-guys. My dragon is the dragon I've loved all my life.

The title refers to a scene in Chapter Three where the queen gives her new bodyguard one of the mangoes she had initially bought for herself at the market. It's a symbol of both of them opening up to each other--these two very different women who both badly need friends they can feel are family.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

I used to want to write film scores. Writing these Mango novels seems to scratch that itch, though.

What's up next for you? What are you writing now?

I finished the first two books in the Mangoverse series before making my initial pitch, so I need to get book two, Climbing the Date Palm, cleaned up for my official submission. It's a rescue story, where Queen Shulamit And Crew help a male/male couple who have gotten embroiled in a labor rights nightmare--workers not being properly paid, etc. I've also started a third book in the series, so that's what I'm working on right now. It's a whodunit about a series of thefts, with the queen as detective.

Ultimate dessert?

I'm not really into dessert in general, but I do want to give a gigantic shout-out to Gville Sweets, a local baker who's got lovely gluten-free raspberry cheesecake bites (they're shaped kind of like cupcakes or tarts, and that's just about as much sweet-at-once as I can handle.) I'm notorious for turning up my nose at sweets -- usually preferring something along the lines of lambchops or raw arugula -- but from the first moment I sank my teeth into the sweet, tangy, rich little morsel I longed to give one to my protagonist, who can't eat wheat. We'd bought them for my spouse, on whom my protagonist's digestive problem is based, but I loved them so much that I went back to the store the next day and bought myself a package just for myself, so I wouldn't feel like I was stealing her sweets! I contacted the man behind the magic and let him know he has the endorsement of a fictional character, and I'm going to see if I can finagle our tables to be close together at Pride (although that's unlikely, because the food is usually all in the same place.)

How can we find you? 

http://www.facebook.com/ShiraGlassman
http://shiraglassman.wordpress.com author blog - so far it's been all Mangoverse content without filler
http://shiraglassman.tumblr.com - Mangoverse content plus intersectional feminism, dragons, LGBTQ rights, and the occasional "delicious older man alert, woo!" post.

Mangocover

The Second Mango
by Shira Glassman; available from Prizm Books and Amazon!


Queen Shulamit never expected to inherit the throne of the tropical land of Perach so young. At twenty, grief-stricken and fatherless, she's also coping with being the only lesbian she knows after her sweetheart ran off for an unknown reason. Not to mention, she's the victim of severe digestive problems that everybody think she's faking. When she meets Rivka, an athletic and assertive warrior from the north who wears a mask and pretends to be a man, she finds the source of strength she needs so desperately.

Unfortunately for her, Rivka is straight, but that's okay -- Shulamit needs a surrogate big sister just as much as she needs a girlfriend. Especially if the warrior's willing to take her around the kingdom on the back of her dragon in search of other women who might be open to same-sex romance. The real world outside the palace is full of adventure, however, and the search for a royal girlfriend quickly turns into a rescue mission when they discover a temple full of women turned to stone by an evil sorcerer.

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Monday, August 26, 2013

Authors After Dark 2013

Y'all... There's so much to tell.

Savannah has big boats.

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And there are amazing signs.

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There's the fact that Just Like Cats and Dogs won the Bookie for Best GLBT Novel of the Year.

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And Julia won Best Ebook Only Bookie

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There's the boobie war between Kiernan Kelly and Jade Lee.

There's the fact that I can make Joey W. Hill laugh so hard she can't see.

There's the hugs -- OMG. 

There's the folks -- and I'm not going to list them because then I'll forget somebody and hurt their feeling and I hate that, but I saw old friends, made new friends. 

I brought books.

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And redneck wine glasses.

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I wore my wolf slippers AND my Star Wars pants.

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AND my tutu.

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It was a perfect con, honestly, and I love Stella and her crew more than words can say. I'm ready for next year already.

But really, when you ask me about AAD2013, for the rest of my life, what I'll tell you is:

SHE SAID YES!

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Sunday, August 25, 2013

Six Sentence Sunday -- Untitled f/f

“Fuck off, you bat.” Rose stuck her tongue out, and the sudden playfulness was incredibly, oddly erotic.

Jane wanted to suck on that tongue and taste the apple.

This was absolutely not the time or place for that, so she went for needling. “Why are you dressed like a hippie?”

“Because I make a shitty Mexican.”

***

Two assassins. Lots of smut. ;-)

Much love,

BA

Saturday, August 24, 2013

What I Worked on this Week

Coming down from the con...

 

Active Writing:

Cereus: Training (co-write with Julia) -- Weed and Feed -- the m/m/m/m has turned into a m/m, m/m.

Better as a Memory (m/m, cont) -- new Eat My Brain novel without deadline or publisher.

Beauty and the Butch (working title) -- f/f assassin piece for Ellora's Cave

Absinthe (co-write with Julia) -- m/m paranormal sequel to Moonshine


On hold:


m/m/f novel (co-write with Julia) -- fun, sexy menage. This one doesn't have a home or a deadline, so it keeps getting pushed back.

 

In edits/rewrites:

The Four Horsemen: Ace and Kitty: working on the rewrites

Catnipped (working title): Subbed.

 

Next week's plan?

Finish up Weed and Feed. Outline the next Coke/Dillon book :D

 

Much love, y'all.
BA

Friday, August 23, 2013

What I'm Reading this Week

Lord, I had long flights to read this week.

I read Renew by Sean Michael, Two to Love by Sophie Oaks, Haunted House by Jack Kilborn. I am reading Taken in Hand by Shannon West and the Cindy Gerard book (which lives in the bathroom) is almost done. :D

Much love, y'all.

BA

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Guest Post: A. Catherine Noon and Rachel Wilder -- A Hottie in Sheepherder’s Clothing

A. Catherine Noon here.  Rachel Wilder and I are grateful to BA Tortuga for hosting us at her place today!  

I got to thinking about cowboys, since that’s obviously a theme here.  ~smile~  I grew up around real, live cowboys who spit tobacco juice; swore like, well, cowboys; got in bar fights; and were loyal and steadfast to the bitter end.  My childhood memories of them aren’t very romantic, of course, since I learned to ride when I was six and knew these guys as older brothers I never had or even adopted uncles.  But now?  What makes us swoon for cowboys?

Now, I’m an avid knitter, (bear with me, this will make sense in a second).  A few years back, two friends and I decided to head up north to the Wisconsin Sheep and Wool Festival.  It’s quite something; if you’re curious, check out this link.  So we’re there for the day, looking at yarn, roving (unspun fiber), books, art, textiles, and livestock.  My friend was super excited about the dog trials, where you get to see working sheep dogs heard animals.  

Then there was a scrum for the back of a particular barn.  “What’s going on?”  “It’s a sheep shearing!”

Now, I grew up around horses, with cowboys.  Not sheepboys.  Or sheep herders.  Whatever the heck.  I wasn’t enormously excited – which is, I’ll admit, a little out of character, since a) I love crafts and textile arts and b) it’s how you get the wool that you spin into yarn and c) it’s a traditional farming skill.  But here’s how I see it:  I like horses.  They have velvety-soft noses, you can ride them, and they’re smart.  Sheep stink, are dirty, and I don’t really like the taste of mutton. 

On the other hand, ALL the women around us were making beelines to the barn – yuppies in their fancy boots that have never seen a cow, farm ladies with their pretty hair and wise eyes, young women, old women…  I said to my friends we’d better follow these women, maybe they know something we don’t.

We got to the barn and there he was.  The sheepboy.  He was sunburned, weathered brown skin on his face and neck contrasting with the line of lighter skin just visible at his neckline when he bent over to pick up the shears.  The sheep, unenthused by the sudden audience, bleated.  He seemed so calm as to maybe be on valium or something – now come on, I told myself, that’s probably just the Zen of the sheep.  He talked about shearing and sheep and roving and I admit, I woolgathered.  (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Then he reached down, flipped the sheep up in the air with one arm, and proceeded to shear it.

Okay, now I get it.  There were muscles under that skinny exterior – whipcord and muscle over bone.  He might look weathered but with a good, long, hot shower he could be cleaned right up.

And I wasn’t the only lady in the audience with that on her mind, let me tell you!

So I ask you:  when has the reality turned out even better than the fantasy?  Failing that, which character would you like to meet on a real, live farm or ranch?  

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Buy link:  http://store.samhainpublishing.com/tiger-tiger-p-72887.html

Chicagoland Shifters, Book 2

Veterinary trauma surgeon and animal empath Sasha Soskoff has found everything he ever wanted with his new partners Neal, Steve and Carlos. Life feels as safe and secure as it can be among a group of ex-Marine tiger shifters. Until a homeless man is found, gruesomely mauled and murdered, near Neal’s BDSM club.

When it’s determined a rogue tiger did the deed, the jaguars’ accusing eyes turn toward Sasha’s lovers. The precarious balance of peace tips dangerously toward war.

Neal knows damned well none of his tigers committed the crime. Someone must be in Chicago without his knowledge or permission, and they’d better find him fast before uncertainty and conflict rip the tight-knit band apart from the inside.

As Sasha struggles to heal the stress fractures forming among his tiger family, he begins to wonder if his dreams of a home, and love, were too good to be true. And it’s precisely that moment the killer strikes at the heart of the tiger clan—Sasha himself.

How to find A. Catherine and Rachel

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Newsletter Coming

My newsletter is coming soon and the giveaway this month is goodies from AAD!

At RT I managed to give away 3 boxes of books and yummies. :D

Much love, y'all!

BA

Monday, August 12, 2013

Heading to Authors After Dark!

If you're in the Savannah area, come see me! I'm the redneck with the pink hair!

Much love, y'all!

BA

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Six Sentence Sunday -- A Watched Pot (m/m, cont)

This is from my 2013 short for charity, releasing from Torquere Press in September.

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He had no idea what he’d agreed to, really. He moved close, though, feeling heat from the stove and from Evan.

Evan nodded and picked up a spoon, the motion drawing one bare shoulder across him.

He swallowed, his hands clenching. Then Evan offered him a taste, and he leaned to lick at the wooden spoon.

They both moaned, which was weird because he was the only one tasting.

***

Much love,

BA

Saturday, August 10, 2013

What I Worked on this Week

Busy. Busy busy busy. Brain tired. ;-)

 

Active Writing:

Cereus: Training (co-write with Julia) -- Weed and Feed -- the m/m/m has turned into a m/m/m/m

Better as a Memory (m/m, cont) -- new Eat My Brain novel without deadline or publisher.

Beauty and the Butch (working title) -- f/f assassin piece for Ellora's Cave

Absinthe (co-write with Julia) -- m/m paranormal sequel to Moonshine


On hold:


m/m/f novel (co-write with Julia) -- fun, sexy menage. This one doesn't have a home or a deadline, so it keeps getting pushed back.

 

In edits/rewrites:

The Four Horsemen: Ace and Kitty: working on the rewrites

The Terms of Release: Subbed.

Catnipped (working title): In to beta

Charity Sip for Torquere to editor

 

Next week's plan?

Going to Authors After Dark. Won't be writing. ;-)

 

Much love, y'all.
BA

Friday, August 9, 2013

What I'm Reading this Week

Been a lazy reading week for me, because I've been Writer Woman. :P

Next week will be better because I'm at AAD, so I'll read on the plane, read at the hotel, find new authors...

Much love, y'all.

BA

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Looking forward to Authors After Dark in Savannah.

So, the books and promo are shipped, the t-shirts and slippers are packed. The hair is freshly pinked and I've been doing my push ups so my hugging arms are ready. 

I look forward to AAD all year and I can't tell you how ready I am to go and see old friends, meet new ones, and *play*.

If you haven't attended, you totally should. This is my favorite con of the year.

Are you coming? 

Much love, y'all.

BA

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Wayback Wednesday: No Bull

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Okay, so hey, it's August, but I wanted a little Christmas, a little breath of holiday-to-come, so I'm featuring these boys. :D

It doesn't hurt that the story starts in Hawaii, does it?

Official blurb:

In the rough game of professional bullriding, younger is better, and Joss is starting to feel his age. When he's injured far from home, who can he count on but his best friend, Mackey, to ride to the rescue? When his injury threatens to end his career, Mackey is right there to show Joss he has other options. Mackey's been thinking of retirement, and has plans to make a new life himself. Will that life include Joss? Mackey sure hopes so, but for now he'll settle for having Joss with him, home for the holidays.

Excerpt:

Man, it sucked hairy donkey balls to wake up in the hospital.

It wasn't the first time Joss had done it. Lord knew, you rode bulls enough, you were gonna get stomped and forget where you were. He remembered them asking him if he knew where he was, and he remembered saying, "On the floor..."

Now he was in one of those beds with the rails, and there was beepy shit, and his head was hurting fierce. Not as fierce as his arm and ribs and his shoulder. There was something really wrong with his riding arm. Something that had it all immobile and hanging in suspension and shit...

"Joss, man? You really awake this time or is it more stoned stupid?" A bright red head appeared in front of his face, just like magic. Damn. Mackie looked like hammered shit -- dark circles under his dark circles -- but that grin was familiar as all get out.

If he'd had a free arm, cause the one not all wrapped up was full of tubes, he woulda swung and seen what he could hit. As it was, he settled for a hard snort.

"Yeah, m'here. You look like warmed over poo."

"Yeah, well, you give us a scare, man. I had to come as soon as the round was over. Hell, I called your momma and all. She got all fluttery."

Oh, lord. Mackie calling Momma? Never good. Never.

"So I ain't dead. What all is wrong? And tell me you ain't got momma flying over?" They were somewhere. Australia? New Zealand? Hawaii? Someplace where it took hours to fly.

"You got pins in your shoulder, your elbow. You broke a metric fuckton of bones and cracked a couple ribs. Your head's okay, though..."

"Well, why couldn't I have hurt somethin' I don't use?" He gave Mackey a grin, because his best buddy was looking downright panicky.

"Oh, that'd've been too fucking easy." He got one of those wicked smiles. "You won the go-round."

"No shit?"

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Monday, August 5, 2013

Daily Walks

I hike with Julia and my pups 5 days a week.  (We dog park twice a week to give the puppies' paws a break.) It's an amazing trail with ups and downs and climbs and...

Critters.

Bunnies.

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Quail.

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Jackrabbits the size of donkeys.

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Hawks.

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Roadrunners.

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Coyotes.

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Every walk we see at least some of these guys and it makes my heart happy.

Last week? We saw teeny tiny desert toads (the size of a thumbnail). Also? A lizard that looked a little like a velociraptor. 

Go desert!

Much love, y'all.

BA

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Six Sentence Sunday: The Terms of Release

Whatever happened years ago, the evidence didn’t show that anyone was a cold-blooded murderer, just a stupid shit who got lucky and didn’t burn to death. All eighteen year olds were stupid. Look at Win. He’d joined the Army...

Shitty as it was, it was better than the pen.

The food might be worse.

***

Much love, y'all.

BA

Saturday, August 3, 2013

What I Worked on this Week

Almost 30K written this week. My fingers are WORN.

 

Active Writing:

Catnipped (working title) -- m/m/f shifters. Final scene. O.o

Cereus: Training (co-write with Julia) -- Weed and Feed -- the m/m/m has turned into a m/m/m/m


On hold:
m/m/f novel (co-write with Julia) -- fun, sexy menage. This one doesn't have a home or a deadline, so it keeps getting pushed back.

 

In edits/rewrites:

The Four Horsemen: Ace and Kitty: working on the rewrites

The Terms of Release: Back from beta. Goal is to make fixes and submit this week.

Little Bear: In to editor

Bartender Rescue: In to editor

New West: In to editor

Next week's plan?

Finish Catnipped, work on Weed and Feed, start f/f piece for EC and ponder what to work on for the open window...

 

Much love, y'all.
BA

Friday, August 2, 2013

What I'm Reading this Week

Finishing up the fab Cindy Gerard book. I bought a neat book yesterday about the math involved in designing circular knitting patterns. Also, I'm fixin' to start "Under the Dome". :D

What are y'all reading this week?

Much love,

BA

Thursday, August 1, 2013

How the Hell Did It Get to be August Already?

O.o

August 1, really?

Who stole July and were can I go to get it back?

Honestly. I'm filing a complaint.

;-)

Much love, y'all.

BA